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Check you out.

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Good luck on your interview, Mama.

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Oh, thanks, baby. Now, I got to get this
internship.

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Now, Professor Adams said if I do it,
I'll get an A, and that'll put me on the

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top of the dean's list.

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How do I look?

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Nervous.

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Oh, but really cute.

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Just relax, Nikki.

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All you got to do is let them know that
they can't intimidate you. You're in

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control. Just look them dead in the eye
like this.

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Boy, I want to get employed, not
committed.

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Are you transferring?

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No. What would you do without me?

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Celebrate. You're so crazy. Now, I'm on
my way to interview for my business

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internship with Alto Waste Management.

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Bruno Alto's company?

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Yeah. You know him? Well, we're in the
same softball league.

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Oh, well, maybe you can put in a good
word for me.

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I can't.

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Conflict of interest.

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You see, we're in the middle of
negotiating a sanitation contract with

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SMC.

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Oh, okay.

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Wait a minute. What does that have to do
with my internship?

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Nothing.

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Wait, Professor?

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All right, well, for what it's worth,
Bruno Alto is a pretty tough cookie. I

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mean, I heard he got into a shouting
match with the last two students he

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interviewed. Don't worry.

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Now, I'm not going to blow it. I need
this internship.

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I'm going to remain cool, calm, and
collected.

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about it.

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Not bad.

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But you gotta use your hands.

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Forget about it.

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Forget about it.

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You're high.

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People from True Life are looking for
someone to do their next show.

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True Life?

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Oh, I love True Life. It's a nice change
from those reality shows.

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I can't believe they turned me and
Stevie down. You said we were too

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I could have told y 'all that.

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They want people with interesting
stories. You can't go over there and be

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yourself. You gotta give them a little
extra.

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Okay, so, uh, I suppose you can do
better. Oh, I know I can.

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Just like that girl, the stripper
cheerleader with a 4 .0 grade average.

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on a talk show, you know.

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And MTV is going to make me a star.

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Hi.

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I'm Kimberly Ann Parker, and I should be
on True Life because I'm cute, turkey,

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and petite.

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So is a hamster. Next.

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Jill, you have a seat. All right, all
right.

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She's sitting down.

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You don't think they could possibly be
interested in her?

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She's just as boring as we are.

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Right? Right, right.

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Okay, yeah, see, they're kicking her to
the curb. Yeah, good.

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Okay, now remember, be gentle.

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Welcome to the Losers Club.

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Oh, I'm sorry, I can't join you because
I'm going to be on True Life.

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What? How'd you pull that off? I told
you you can't. be yourself, I just went

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over there and became a whole bunch of
people.

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Of course, multiple personalities.

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No, just a whole bunch of people.

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Hey, Nick, you send a bit off about the
garbage contract to that idiot in the

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mayor's office?

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Sure did.

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Good, good.

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Hey, want to go to Carmine's for lunch?

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Their steaks are, uh, how you say, the
bomb.

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Well, check you out, homie. Next thing,
you'll be doing the seawall.

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Yeah, right.

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Oh, I'm sorry, Bruno.

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I forgot about your leg.

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It's nothing.

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How'd you hurt it anyway?

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Let's just say I, uh, hurt it on the
job.

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Call Carmise. Tell him to hold the table
for two.

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Oh, I forgot.

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My friend in Dallas is coming by today
to take me out to lunch.

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Is she cute?

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She's single. Bring her along.

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Alto Waste Management.

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It's Benny.

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I'll take you to my office.

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Hang on, Benny.

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Oh, so this is Alto Waste Management.

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I never been to a real mob hangout.

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Don't start with that working with the
mob talk again, Andal.

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All I'm saying is Bruno's Italian.

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He's in waste management just like Tony
Soprano.

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Soprano, Alto, anything ring a bell?

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Yeah, the loose screws in your head.

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Hey, Nikki, how you doing? Hey, big
kitty, how you doing?

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Same old, same old. Go on there.

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Yeah, go on there.

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Thanks, Nikki. By the way, I brought you
some of the biscottis you like.

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And I suppose they fell off a truck.

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Could be they did, could be they didn't.

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What's it to you?

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Did I say something?

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Explain him.

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What? My Uncle Jay wears dress shoes
with his warm -up suits, too.

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Hey, Nick, something suddenly came up. I
can't make lunch today.

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Oh, well, no problem. I'll just take a
rain check.

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Good. Hey, why don't you take the rest
of the day off?

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You sure?

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Yeah. Do me a favor.

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Draw the blinds on your way out. Okay.

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I don't care what Nicky says.

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You are cute.

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is about to go down.

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I'm getting rid of my fingerprints.

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Uh -uh, those coppers ain't throwing me
in the slammer. I know what they do to

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pretty girls in prison.

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Please, you'd be safe in a men's prison.

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my mouth shut, then I should be all
right.

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That might work. I saw a guy on The
Sopranos do that, and he got away with

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Good, see? Right. For two days.

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Then they ran him through a meat grinder
and sold him for $3 .95 a pound.

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Try the veal.

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We got veal?

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No, but we got a big ham.

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If you'll excuse me, I have autographs
to sign.

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Look at her.

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This should have been us.

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You know something? Tell me. How does it
feel to be best friends with a wacko?

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Oh, please. You should try being the
daughter of two wackos. See, my

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Look, it works out fine.

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We have this band, Freestyle Unity, and
we don't need no background singers

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because she sings all the ports.

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Lala? Yes, it's Miss Leo, the Jamaican.

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for Missionaire Redeeming Souls Church.

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Where the Reverend Dr.

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Bishop Pastor L .L. Perkins Jr.

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presides.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have souls
to save.

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Girl, have you lost your mind?

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Yes, and isn't it great?

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Who are you?

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I'm Cory from MTV.

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MTV? Is that called for Mob TV?

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Mob? We're here to shoot Kim.

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this thing done. We need him to play
ball with us. You take care of this, and

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you don't take no for an answer. You got
me?

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I'm on it. What about the intern?

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Hey, boss, you want me to take care of
the intern?

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No.

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You busy tomorrow afternoon?

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Who? Me?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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I mean, I got so much to do. You know, I
got to go do the laundry and go grocery

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shopping and, um, a wedding.

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Yeah, yeah.

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My big, mean, surly brother's wedding.
You know, the one who's a cop who just

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took a job with the feds.

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Well, uh, after that, I'll swing by and
pick you up.

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I'll take you for a little ride.

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I got a little surprise for you. Thank
you.

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Excuse me, I have things to do.

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We into this. Look, now we have to find
evidence to put these mobsters behind

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bars so me and the professor can go
ahead with our wedding plans.

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I've seen this before on The Sopranos.
It'll probably be a long trial, and

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have to assume new identities.

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Oh, no problem. I got a bunch of them. I
can be a dancer named Shantae.

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Kim. Huh?

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Why don't you go sit in the car, and if
you see anyone coming, flash the

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headlights so we'll know.

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Just get in the damn car.

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Yep, there it is.

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See ya. No!

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Go check it out.

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No, you check it out. You check it out.
Okay, let's both check it out. Okay, on

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three.

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One, two, three. No!

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Open it, you're already there.

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Okay.

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Get back to the headlights, somebody
must be coming.

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must be going for help.

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Guy!

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Come on in.

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Oh, the closet!

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Have a seat.

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Thanks.

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How'd you enjoy dinner?

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Boy, that car mine can sure cook a mean
steak, eh? Yeah, it was delicious.

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Um, Bruno, what's this all about?

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We need your help.

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We want you on our team.

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So you thought I'd sell out for a couple
of steaks?

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That's what we were hoping.

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So what do you think?

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You can't be serious.

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I'll show you how serious we are.

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He's getting a gun.

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Then you better put your hands over your
ears.

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What?

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Miss Parker, what's the matter with you?

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Danny, don't stop that.

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I'm on it, boss.

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I'll go call 911.

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Danny! Yeah, boss, I'll go help him.

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Miss Parker, what do you think you're
doing?

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Is this the body you're referring to?
Those are my legs. My prosthetic legs.

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But they look so real. Get off me!

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Bruno, I'm sorry.

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I think she cracked the rib.

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Allow me to call the police, Bruno.

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The police?

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But I didn't do anything. Oh, let's
start with breaking and entering.

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Slander.

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Assault with a deadly weapon.

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Nikki, I was being fitted for a new leg.

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These are samples.

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00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:35,940
But you were trying to get SMC's
business by threatening a professor.

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What? I was trying to get him on our
softball team.

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He's a hell of a pitcher, and we suck.

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But you said you were going to take me
for a ride.

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Yeah, because I had to cancel a lunch.

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I was going to take you out for a nice
dinner and welcome you to the company.

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So that wasn't a gun you was reaching
for?

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Isn't that illegal?

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We're reaching for this.

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We thought this would impress him.

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Well, I hope you're happy, Miss Parker.

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We are going to have so much to laugh
about tomorrow at the water cooler.

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No, we won't.

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Because you're fired.

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But then I won't make the Dean's list.

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Well, you should have thought of that
before.

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And where'd you get such a harebrained
idea?

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I'm gonna kill Andel.

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Can I borrow your bat?

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Andel!

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Was that your car?

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Hey. Hey.

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How's it going, Ms. TV Star? Great.

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Those people at True Life... for
anything.

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I have them wrapped around my finger.

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And you really think you're going to get
away with this? Oh, it's done. We

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finished yesterday.

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As they say, it's a wrap.

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00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:09,110
Oh. Why is, uh, Cory on his way over
here?

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00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:11,150
Oh, he's probably trying to get some
more footage.

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00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,270
Who's trying to... Hello,

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my little babushka. Come give me booksy
hug.

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Kim.

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These two men right here are from the
Sleepy Shade Psychiatric Facility.

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They're going to make sure that you get
all the help that you need.

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But, but... Don't even worry about it.
MTV is going to pay for everything.

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But I was just pretending.

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Tell him, Stevie T.

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Oh, I'm sorry. Are you speaking as Kim
or as one of those other people?

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Take her away.

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No, no, no.

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Stevie T.

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Better sedated? Good idea.

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Do you want to move?

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Should we tell him? No.